omg. im done
Via: keepitsweg
Via: soulkitchen11
READ THIS BEFORE YOU WATCH!!!!!!! So back when I worked for the production company there was this guy that thought he was the shit and had an attitude problem and swore up and down that he sounded like Chris Brown. No one had really heard him sing but there was just this dude gassing him constantly so my boss said fuck it, 50/50, let’s take a chance. So I booked studio time for him. He didn’t show. At that point I was like well forget it. I ended up talking the whole situation over with my boss and we both agreed that it wasn’t worth the hassle so we weren’t going to further things. Fast forward a week later, I get an e-mail from an unfamiliar address. I open it, it’s the no show dude. He had some ridiculous excuse that not only was a week late but didn’t make sense AND he had the nerve to attach a video/audio of him singing a song to try and make up for the studio session that he didn’t show up for. Remember that he said he sounded like Chris Brown. Now ladies and gentlemen, go listen. (BTW: This is the kind of shit that made me vow to NEVER work in the music/production industry again lol)
Via: basedbarb
Source: bellezaveraz
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
Via: basedbarb
Source: claudieblue
